1. Why not a banana?
2. The "Gros Michel" cultivar, or, in English, “The Big Mike” was the primary commercial variety of banana until the 1950's. Ever wonder how slipping on a banana peel became a comedy gag? Or the artificial banana flavor in things like liqueur or popsicles doesn't really taste like a modern banana (which is a Cavendish, btw)? That's why. Eewww. Gross, Michelle.
3. The term “Banana Republic" has become shorthand for an authoritarian police state run by oligarchs. Big Mike 2024!
4. The shape of a banana is, let's say “suggestive”. Is that a banana under your dress or...
5. It's a demonstration of absurdity by being absurd.
6. Because your mom.
For more answers to the question: “Why a banana?”, please consult your favorite AI assistant. Or your dog.
WHY A Banana?
Who is Big Mike?
Who is Kaiser Sousa?
Who is John Galt?
WHO is responsible for COVID lock-downs.
Who's on first?
“Who are you?” - The Who.
Horton hears a who.
Who cut the cheese?
Who let the dogs out?
“Who... who...” - An Owl.
"Who loves you, baby?" - Kojak
As for the complaint, already lodged, that this is racist: Projection much? It's a BANANA! Go stick one in your ear, and STFU.