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1. Why not a banana?


2. The "Gros Michel" cultivar, or, in English, “The Big Mike” was the primary commercial variety of banana until the 1950's.  Ever wonder how slipping on a banana peel became a comedy gag?  Or the artificial banana flavor in things like liqueur or popsicles doesn't really taste like a modern banana (which is a Cavendish, btw)? That's why. Eewww. Gross, Michelle.


3. The term “Banana Republic" has become shorthand for an authoritarian police state run by oligarchs.  Big Mike 2024!


4. The shape of a banana is, let's say “suggestive”. Is that a banana under your dress or...


5. It's a demonstration of absurdity by being absurd.


6. Because your mom.

For more answers to the question: “Why a banana?”, please consult your favorite AI assistant. Or your dog.

WHY A Banana?

Who is Big Mike?

Who is Kaiser Sousa?

Who is John Galt?

WHO is responsible for COVID lock-downs.

Who's on first?

“Who are you?” - The Who.

Horton hears a who.

Who cut the cheese?

Who let the dogs out?

“Who... who...” - An Owl.

"Who loves you, baby?" - Kojak

As for the complaint, already lodged, that this is racist: Projection much? It's a BANANA! Go stick one in your ear, and STFU.

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